Liz and Slater, amid squalor.Hey folks, what's happening.
At the moment, Band is gearing up for the annual changing of the guard, the induction of a new Band Staph. Band Assistant Manager Liz Schackmann is in the process of selecting a handful of primates to serve under her when she takes over as Manager at the end of the 2007 Big Game. This evening, I stopped by the Shak to crash the "Office Hours" Liz was holding for all parties interested in applying for a staph position. It wasn't the most productive time ever spent at Shak, but it certainly wasn't the least productive (see post on Guitar Hero later this week). Taped to the door of the office is an application for Ass Man by a guy whose Band nickname rhymes with "Nice Rick." I think he is a promising applicant, but Liz thinks he gave the wrong answer to "Do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?" She'll be a tough boss, alright. I'm glad my staph term ends soon. LOOKOUT FROSH! IT'S A TRAP!
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