Playing Catch-Up

Hello Dear Friends.

We got word that violence has been breaking out around the nation because we never got around to telling you folks how Dollie Day '08 turned out. We apologize for sucking. It "won't" happen again.

Some people who don't suck nearly as much as your LSJUMB bloggers are the DOLLIES 2008-2009. Woooooo! They are (numbered according to ascending height order, natch):

Dollie #1: Jennifer Lee
Dollie #2: Ali Romer
Dollie #3: Taylor Phillips
Dollie #4: Sydney Gulbronson
Dollie #5: Taylor Thibodeaux

New Dollies are awesome, but they officially begin their term in May, so we'll talk more about them later.

Now we invite you to wonder what could make the Tenrz yell obscenities at the Toobs, make a former drum major crawl on the ground and cry like a little girl, and get twenty people suddenly crammed in a bathroom.  Ha, no it isn't Bacardi 151 (at least not this time...).  We're talking about the Toobz-initiated Toobz 'n' Tenrz Dollie Day Hot Wing Challenge.  Everyone knows the Tenrz are a bunch of self-absorbed sissies, but they think they're pretty tough, so they stepped up to the plate when we bet we could eat more hot wings than they could.  What they didn't know was that "hot wings" was a comically severe understatement.  Toobz sexion leader M.R. spiced up his wings with Dave's Insanity Sauce.  The Toobz knew this, and ate the same wings to preserve the illusion of a friendly contest, but the Tenrz launched themselves a little too enthusiastically into the challenge, guaranteeing their doom.  Thirty seconds later, cries of "My face is burning!" and "Why, Toobz, why?" filled the air as scorched bandies spilled out of the Shak, looking for a hose.  Habanero-sauce hand prints covered the bathroom walls as twenty people crowded around the sinks. (When the powers that be said "No showers in Shak," they really didn't understand the significance of their decision.)  It was a great Dollie Day.

Also, Dollie Day '08 yielded a significant discovery.  The discovery was "Me And The Cap'ns," a delicious new breakfast beverage/cereal.  The recipe appears below.  (Eat out of a bowl, with a spoon, natch.  Also, you have to say "Me and the cap'ns make it happen! - and you have to mean it.)


Me And The Cap'ns was a big hit.  Two thumbs up.

Okay, time to bring this entry to a close, because Finals Week is upon us.  That means it's time to study real hard before we take our finals on the road as we jet off to play for some NCAA Tournament Basketball.  Woo! Go Card!