Yea, yea, it's been a while. Guess what? I have no sympathy. Here's what you've missed.
First of all, the band met Joe Biden. He promised all of us tax cuts, big ones.
We've got a new tree. We've got five new Dollies, they're pretty good, but I won't be impressed until Thunderstruck is choreographed.
At Dollie #1, with a heart of gold and an enthusiasm unknown to mankind, Alina "#1" Pimentel
At Dollie #2, CC and one more C, CC "#2" Chiu
At Dollie #3, with fiery feet of fire, Sarah "#3" Chang
At Dollie #4, Melissa "I'll be back '#4'" Schwartz
At Dollie #5, Alex, the tallest one, "#5" Nana-Sinkam
At Stanford Tree, you've seen him, you've certainly heard him, you may or may not have been high-fived by him...the one, the only, Ben "Bollox" Cortes
Our men's volleyball team decided that first in the MPSF wasn't good enough and that after going 3-25 in '07 the only appropriate finale was to be national champions. A noble cause indeed.
In other news we remain firmly planted as the second most controversial organization in the US.