1.28.2008

Live from BANDQUET, 2008

Greetings, citizens of Funkytown. Cooper and I are blogging to you live from Bandquet, our annual dinner and awards ceremony. A carton of milk has just walked in to the last strains of the Dirty Limerick. Also in attendance tonight are a lumberjack, five Hershey's kisses, and two drones being controlled via remote from the Athletic Department. First chance we have, they're getting dunked and short-circuited in the Blue Moon.

Stay tuned for more. The awards are coming up, the beers are going down, and the genitals are a-flyin'. It's Bandquet, 2008, live on the LSJUMB Bogl! Watch for the spelling mistakes to skyrocket as the evening goes on.

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